How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
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