my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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