$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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