Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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