I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
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