Pants 0. Shit 1.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Randomize
