I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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