IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
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