We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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