Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
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