Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
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