I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
Randomize
