Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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