Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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