There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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