that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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