go do what you do best...puke behind churches
i just had sex bonerless
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
Randomize
