just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
Are my feet made of real feet?
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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