HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
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