I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
At the funeral we'll say nice things, like "She was delightfully extreme, psychotically wonderful, and could probably drink all you fuckers under the table."
That's literally the perfect eulogy
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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