My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
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