I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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