Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
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