CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
I'm gonna fight the coyote
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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