Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
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