I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
Randomize
