idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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