please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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