Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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