no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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