you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
Blood and glitter go together right?
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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