If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
my shit smells like andre
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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