Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
so let's talk penis.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
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