I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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