Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
And my parents said I crawled through the house
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
Randomize
