Those balls look pretty dangerous.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
