whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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