Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
Randomize
