Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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