i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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