I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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