Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
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