no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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