my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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