Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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