Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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