There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
Randomize
