Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
Randomize
