what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
I want to be your penis for a week.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
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