I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
tell me about the fingering
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