Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
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