alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Ladies don't puke and tell
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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