Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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