i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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